- friend: how long does it take to get there?
- me: about 5 songs
- Teacher: Schools almost over
- Teacher: and this is crazy
- Teacher: but here's three projects
- Teacher: due friday
- Boss: homosexuality is a disease
- friend: If homosexuality is such a disease, can I call in gay to work?
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
(Source: funeralfrost)
- me: haha ok
- autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
