For Administrative Professionals Day, Ellen has one of her administrative professionals tell us a classic joke. Good joke, Jacqueline!
you son of a mumford
do dogs think in barks
I don’t even know what’s going on with this site anymore.
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
I ACCIDENTALLY PUT A KNIFE IN WITH MY LAUNDRY
Those clothes will make you look ripped
cutting edge fashion
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
even the boys?
We have that one brah that makes everything okay
- my future child: tell me a bedtime story
- me: once upon a time, in nazi-occupied france...
If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy