ellendegeneres:

For Administrative Professionals Day, Ellen has one of her administrative professionals tell us a classic joke. Good joke, Jacqueline!

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks


deathwhispersgoodnight:

sh1re:

happy easter

I don’t even know what’s going on with this site anymore.

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

starktrekenterprise:

zillyh00:

slidingtuna:

zillyh00:

zillyh00:

I ACCIDENTALLY PUT A KNIFE IN WITH MY LAUNDRY

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Those clothes will make you look ripped

LEAVE

cutting edge fashion

(Source: officialbrostrider)

efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

  • my future child: tell me a bedtime story
  • me: once upon a time, in nazi-occupied france...

jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy