Everyone with a top hat is now marked for account deletion. This is the only way we could destroy this horrible website. Happy April Fools day.
going down classy
Chris and Tom offered to help me train to become a police officer.
One of the best out takes from any television show, ever.
HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT
This man is a guardian of the galaxy
you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said
I. Am. Dying.
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
this site’s obsession with skeletons and bone-related puns is a serious source of amusement for me and there may come a day when I am tired of it but it is NOT THIS DAY
so don’t stop
…what have I done?