but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
- Teacher: How much is a gram?
- Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
Favorite moments of Ellen hosting the 86th Annual Academy Awards
she’s the best😂👌
shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney
a b c d e f g why won’t cute boys hit on me
its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio
when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right
is this really what girls get happy about
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah
tell me i’m your national anthem