whenever you refresh your dashboard and no one is posting:
- Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
- Parents: Ok, cool.
- Me: Your luggage is outside
Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea
In 7th grade I learned the word orgasm and I refused to speak in science class again because I was afraid I would say orgasm instead of organism
is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people
boys are the stupidest creatures